Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
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flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.
You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.
by Mootillda November 13, 2021
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Fluting

When you blow a males penis to the side and twiddle our fingers across the mans penis, like how you would play a flute.
"You like sucking? Well I like fluting. I love to flute. It is so sexy!"
by FlutatiousBaby February 20, 2018
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bamboo flute

An instrument origined from china that made of bamboo.
The sound is so beautiful that you will love when first listen.
YuXunFa,a great master in china, he and the bamboo flute melt into one.
by gcpclinical April 18, 2019
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Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
by Chavvvy June 21, 2018
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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.
I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.
by TheOneMan4327 June 04, 2025
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Fluting

when one takes a flute and shoves it up the anus and farts for musical pleasure
fluting is my therapy
by flutist of the fluting May 04, 2017
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