Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.

Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)

by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021

Flute

A mans penis or cock

I have a massive flute

by Massive flute man February 19, 2021

Flute Car

Flute Car is a car that has a horrible suspension and when it brakes, it sounds like someone failing to play the Flute.

Ayo, look at that, it's Flute Car.

by 2Curvy February 21, 2021

pussy flute

Well you see...
It's just a pussy flute.
No definition needed.
You just know...

John: What time is it?
Mary: Pussy flute
John: Understandable, have a nice day

by Dr. Purtle April 8, 2021

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

Flute

A Dick

Yup bro the peng bird down the street went down on me flute the other night, she whopper bro!

by Kirikumo April 26, 2021

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021