Falcons

The most overrated team in the NFL. The Saints will absolutely MURDER the Falcons this year and the Falcons will finish in last. Known for not selling out their stadium even if the team is in 1st. Charles Grant will kill Ron Mexico (a.k.a Mr. STD)

Dude #1:
Yo dude, lets go see the Falcons get crushed by the Saints today!
Dude #2: Yeah, there'll be enough tickets for me to invite about 20,000 friends!

by Saintsfan2106 June 30, 2005

Falconed

When you blow a lead so bad memes are created in your honor.

They Falconed the whole city of Atlanta when they blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl versus the Patriots.

by Goonism101 July 18, 2017

blue falcon

A Blue Falcon is a police officer who goes and squeals the first chance he/she gets when he/she witnesses another officer doing what he/she thinks is to be wrong or against his/her own character. The Blue Falcon cannot be trusted and you have to watch yourself around him/her because he/she will stab you in the back the first chance they get. They will never confront you with an issue up front and will always go behind your back.

Officer Chuck gave the perp some flashlight therapy when the perp spit in his face. Officer Blue Falcon ran to the watch commander the first chance he got and squealed like a pig instead of first taking the issue up with Officer Chuck.

by Jherald May 14, 2008

Falcon Punch

Commonly known as Captain Falcon's signature move. The falcon punch is epitome of human capabilities the strongest technique a mere mortal can accomplish (Childs play to Chuck Norris). Ultimatly the falcon punch is rediculously powered punch capable but not limited to the destruction of all beings hit with the attack (except Chuck Norris in which this attack only tickles him) and in a grander scale a punch that affect can change the universe..

To perform this attack:
1: Plant feet firmly
2: Cock back you arm while yelling: FFAAAALLLLCOOONNN!
3: Hurl your fist at your target while yelling PUUUNNNCCCHHHHHH!
4: (Important) Make sure you don't miss..it happens often

Jordan used Falcon Punch on Mike, after Mike said Chuck Norris is weak.

by JayTD November 8, 2009

Mud Falcon

Taking a dump of of an open rock face resulting falling feces.

Dude, don't look at me when I'm making a mud falcon.

by flyer716 December 26, 2011

Falconi

A loser with no life. Sits at the computer all day. Needs a mate. Has no knowledge of computers. Will be a failure in life.

I Have no life

I know.

by Vomit January 31, 2005

Falconize

1. to lay down a beating from the air
2. When a falcon drops down to catch his prey
3. When a falcon excretes droppings upon an unsuspecting person

Nikola Pekovic got Falconized by Harrison Barnes in last night's game.

by ams0ul November 28, 2012