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Eric

He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A light hazel and very tall, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest then lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing Bioshock, and Resident Evil. Resembles a twig, but is a food-addict. The kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Eric is soooooo sarcastic.

Why can't Eric ever gain any weight? He's a twig!

Sometimes, he's just so dense to feelings.
by TheGirlWhoWrites February 18, 2013
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Eric has a huge cock, prefers blondes with ponytails
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Erichism

To misstate a common phrase or word. To make a strange or otherwise nonexistent connection between two unrelated things. A humorous error.
"Pass the Elmers glue" Becomes "Pass the Elmo's glue"

"you look like a deer caught with his headlights on.

“Hey, I’m not into that pseudo masochism.”

“That guy ain’t the sharpest penny in the pile.”

“I’m gonna kick ass and take numbers.”

“When it rains, it rains”

“You can dance naked with a pork chop for all I care.”

“It looks like a disaster on strike.”


Named after a well known Electronics Technician Erich K. who frequently butchers the English language.
by The EE Technicians April 28, 2005
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Eric Cartman

The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.
Eric Cartman...is...GOD!
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Eric Cartmen

dude: I have 24 Eric Cartmen
dude2: wtf...
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emotion eric

The star of www.emotioneric.com, wherein visitors to the webiste request some sort of emotion (or reasonable facsimile) and Eric will attempt to act it out.
Have you checked out emotion eric lately?
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