Epic Win

The greatest possible way for man to succeed ay anything.

Contradictory to Epic Fail

Dude, Who is that Guy?

Hell if I know

What's his Score?

306 kills and 2 deaths

Epic Win

by Honk Honk Blarg June 13, 2008

Epic Mount

When you place a computer on your partner's back so that you can play WoW and fuck them at the same time.

"Sorry for wiping the raid guys. I'm epic mounting right now and I got a little distracted."

by Cinnamonroll~ 112xD April 3, 2009

epic-ness

super cool ;
the coolest you can get.

rudy + ago are totally epic-ness ftw!

LMAO

by TRUDAAAAY-- July 27, 2009

epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.

-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.

by Puretruthbro December 17, 2008

Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.

"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail

by benderbeast February 15, 2009

Epic Gamer

An "Epic Gamer" is someone who is very good at video games, hell, even sudoku. This person is also a major CHAD as well, and will treat every gamer he/she comes across with respect and kindness.

Person #1: YOOOOOOO! WHY IS HE SO GOOD AT ANIMAL CROSSING?!?!?!!?

Person #2: Well good sir, he is, without a doubt, an Epic Gamer.

by SuperClean29 April 26, 2020

Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.

1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.

by Wikked1 May 10, 2009