English Muffin

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".

by ednamillion October 03, 2011

English class

Class that most math students hate but an average person loves.

Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class

Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You

by OHHELLNAH January 29, 2018

English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.

english teacher or some other teacher.

by europopian August 07, 2009

english kid

insufferable teenagers (generally high schoolers) who adore English class, literature, and writing. They tend to participate enthusiastically in English classes and may have an affinity with the instructor.

"Wow, you spoke so much in class today during the class discussion on Jane Eyre"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"

by poopnugget with fart sauce March 22, 2022

Brandon English

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name

He is Brandon English

by Yo133 April 07, 2019

Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.

Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)

by cpetkunas May 21, 2023

Anonymous English

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.

Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...

by NutHouse264 July 12, 2013