Evan

A seizure boi. he seizes every day bro. gets lit in the hospital.

dont be an Evan or you'll seize everywhere....

by evanseizes65658 September 25, 2018

evan f

evan is super sweet and cute. you can talk to him about anything and everything. he will respect and cherish you, and like you and ONLY you. he's the cutest, hottest, most adorable human being on the planet and hes really funny. hes super tall and skinny but still perfect. he also has big hands that are perfect to hold and soft hair thats great to play with. hes a good person and has good manners. hes good with kids and your parents will definitely like him. hes known to play soccer and to be hecka good at it. if youre dating him, he will be committed to you and love you with all his heart. he will give you the best compliments at random times and make sure you know you mean something to him. he will include you in things and make sure you dont feel left out. he will talk about you in the sweetest ways. he gives the best hugs in the world. when youre wrapped up in his arms it feels like the safest place in the world where you feel loved and appreciated. hes really easy to talk to and if something is wrong or youre mad at him, he will not stop until the problem is fixed. hes just the best person ever and if youre dating evan, youre the luckiest person alive. oh and hes also a meme god and will send you the best memes.

example 1:
girl 1: wow that guy over there is just so cute and i heard hes really sweet
girl 2; yeah, it must be evan f

example 2:

girl 1: dang that guy is hot and i heard hes a meme god
girl 2: yeah, thats evan for ya

by cool beans :) October 18, 2019

Evan

Evan, a guy who is so cute and smart he has the cutest smile and he has his secrets and if girls are super friendly to him don’t be jealous because Evans are loyal and if you do end up breaking up don’t worry he’ll be super nice about it and treat you like a friend. And if your friends make fun of you for liking him ignore it you guys would be cute together

Evan...the perfect guy

by Evan lover <3 December 31, 2019

eovann

Got at fucking bithes

Eovann is good at fucking bithes

by Eovanni November 3, 2020

Evan on Seven

When a particular player or person gets voted off in games like Among Us, Mafia, Town of Salem, etc.

You know what round it is, it’s time for Evan on Seven.

by Evan on Seven October 22, 2020

Evan

He has one of the best personalities ive ever experienced hes funny even tho his jokes arent the best but hes still funny even tho im funnier i dont even know why or how i fell for him it just happened he has the cutest smile ive ever seen hes so fun to be around and i love him and will always be there for him forever whenever hes on my mind so much my friends tease me about him and i act like they are wrong about their "are you thinking of evan" "are you gonna give that to evan" but really everything that they tease me about is true i cant believe that im actually dating him it feels like a dream hopefully it isnt tho. I hope we continue to work out.

i love my bf evan <3

by nainexzy January 20, 2022

David & Evangelina

The most adorable couple on the face of the earth.

you two are like david & evangelina

by yolonikka December 13, 2012