Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.
Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".
by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020
Get the Bald Eaglemug. christopher columbus couldn't journey on his manboat without the eagle of funk that was in his pocket.
by erizzle July 31, 2006
Get the eagle of funkmug. (noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.
Brb about to go get some bald eagle.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
by Terminator69 July 9, 2015
Get the Bald Eaglemug. by Jamie November 5, 2003
Get the american eaglemug. a store for preps..
they have cute jeans with holes in them.. people make fun of them but thats what is in style right now..
and some people say its for teenagers trying to fit it..
basically saying " that teenagers a stuck up bitch b/cuz shes shopping at a teenage store" umm arent we suppose to shop at teenaged stores?
and if you hate that store
ur
to fat to fit in their clothes
your trying to be like your friends.
you have nothing better to do then make fun of a store you wish you could afford to shop at =)
they have cute jeans with holes in them.. people make fun of them but thats what is in style right now..
and some people say its for teenagers trying to fit it..
basically saying " that teenagers a stuck up bitch b/cuz shes shopping at a teenage store" umm arent we suppose to shop at teenaged stores?
and if you hate that store
ur
to fat to fit in their clothes
your trying to be like your friends.
you have nothing better to do then make fun of a store you wish you could afford to shop at =)
by &caitlyn; July 9, 2006
Get the american eaglemug. To make an eagle on a hole after spraying your first ball OB.
A natural par or otherwise known as a ghetto eagle
A natural par or otherwise known as a ghetto eagle
by wwmeb September 13, 2008
Get the Ghetto Eaglemug. Where you are having sex with your partner at the beach,
then you pull out of her, put ur penis in the sand
and then put it back in your woman.
then you pull out of her, put ur penis in the sand
and then put it back in your woman.
"Dude i gav my girl a sandy eagle the other day"
"Man thats bad"
"Yeh i dont think ill ever see her again"
"Man thats bad"
"Yeh i dont think ill ever see her again"
by ipwnnoobs69 September 16, 2009
Get the Sandy Eaglemug.