Evens are super cool people, often with an incredible hairstyle and mad talent in the arts, such as design or singing! They'd typically be the "red" characters - fiery, passionate, determined, and fun! If you catch sight of an Evens, there's probably someone head over heels for them - and who can blame them? Kind, creative, funny, and resourceful, Evens has it all. If anyone is lucky enough to get with an Evens, they'd have a surefire friend for life.
by franturtle November 23, 2021
Get the Evensmug. the word even is used randomly in the middle or the end of a sentence. it doesn't really mean anything but its used because it makes a sentence more fun to say and once you start using it you cant stop. the unnecessary use of the word even in sentences originated in Accra, Ghana by two teenage girls (Sana and Shayrene) but due to its addictive and intriguing nature the use of this word has gone global ( India, Canada, Norway, Pakistan ).
Sana: oye sheeno (shayrene) have you watched the new season of big mouth even
Shayrene: not even, was it giving?
Sana: ya even bro, the hormone monster is so everything
Shayrene: not even, was it giving?
Sana: ya even bro, the hormone monster is so everything
by st0n3rn3p0 June 11, 2023
Get the evenmug. Evening.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Even Numbers COme With Four Words, Ante Meridian, Even, Post Meridian,<Midnight>Mid<n>ight<Midnight> Including Even <&>AnUdA<&> Odd Numbers HAs Two Words Odd, And Prime<.7.9.7.6.>mug. I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.
I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.
I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.
by hllw September 1, 2021
Get the Evenismmug. An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
Get the Evening Damagemug. A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
Get the Evenmug.