Ethan

A total retard that doesn’t shut up he’s short blonde idiot watches hentai all day hes got a booty though;) no girls like him he’s going to be a no life sack of shit that lives in his moms basement

Person 1:who’s that kid right there that’s watching hentai
Person 2: probably Ethan he’s weird

by Hshdue April 8, 2019

Ethan

A gay fat whale

Bro he is such an Ethan

by TOUGIE May 25, 2016

Ethan

A mother fucking asshole who thinks he is cool, but is not and very unpopular and has no friends during school.

Ethan is a dick

by handlebecard October 10, 2016

ethan

a big bully who thinks he can draw. Usually makes fun of black people and calls them his slaves. Likes to pick on people with glasses.

dude youre being such an ethan today.

by tyronekim May 7, 2009

Ethan

short and gay

Ethan likes penis

by Jkdjskekxidke June 10, 2015

ethan

someone who skips school whenever a test, assignment, or project is due the next day.

Ethan is a total fraud, he skipped a month of school last semester.

by relan June 13, 2013

Ethan

A being that has less brain power than a jelly fish, the patience of a 9 month old golden retriever, and the looks of a inbred dogs that has been hit by a truck..... Several times.

Person 1: "man look at ethan..."
Person 2: "no thanks..."

by Big-D-77 October 21, 2014