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dicked down 

Usually used by men in the work field to describe a woman who has too many issues, might seem menopausal and needs to be sexually satisfied. This is most often the answer according to men.
Man: That bitch has some problems. She keeps fucking up our schedule!

Other Man: Ya, that bitch needs to be dicked down.
dicked down by Mfkr June 13, 2016
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Lard Dicked Vaginpastry 

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.
Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?
dick head. the way it is pronounced in England
did u just look at me u fukin dicked do ya want a fukin punch
dicked by Louis Matthew Murray October 9, 2004

sling duckets 

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straigght men.
Dude, check out the sling duckets on that girl. Man, she could feed an entire army.
sling duckets by Jake Gus December 1, 2004
A word which comes up way more often than it should while browsing for random words on urban dictionary.
"Dude, how many fucking times is it going to display the word 'ducket?' What the fuck's a ducket?"
ducket by saucercrab September 19, 2005
To have one's sweatshirt or coat hood turned inside out. Usually a prank played on a friend much like a "kick me" sign placed on a person's back. The "dicked" person walks around unknowingly while everyone else laughs behind their back because they are so stupid. The term "dicked" refers to the bulgy appearance of an inside-out hood and its loose resemblance to an erect penis.
His friend walked down the hallway at school, oblivious to the fact he had been dicked as people laughed at his saggy hood behind his back.
dicked by crpirate April 25, 2016