whale drum

The Original metal tongue drum

Whoa, that whale drum is vibrating the ground!

by DoubleDiego March 8, 2025

Drums

Drums are things to play beats

The drums are

Kick/Bass
Tom-Tom
Snare
Crash Cymbal
Ride Cymbal
Hi-Hat
Floor Tom

here are some drums that cannot be used with sticks

Conga
Bongos
Cajon
Djembe
Tabla
Orchestral Drums
Timpani
Concert Bass Drum
Electronic Drums
Electronic Drum Kit
Drum Machine

Jerry: Hey Garry can I use your Kick Drum?
Garry (bully): No i'm not letting you use it! It's mine!
Jerry: Teacher, Garry isn't sharing
Teacher: Garry, Sharing is caring. Let Jerry use it
Garry: FINE! *throws kick drum at Jerry*
Teacher: GARRY! TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!
Jerry: Yay *plays the drum*

Jerry: Hey Jackson do you want to play my drums?

Jackson: Yes I would!

by SprunkixDandysWorldfan March 19, 2025

nerdy drum-kit

A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd

I and Penelope played the nerdy drum-kit together, it was a wild experience!

by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden June 3, 2024

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

by Skippystein June 24, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025