National Dress Like a Slut Day

that special day of the year when girls (or usually just one girl and her friend) as an inside joke, dress as slutty as possible to make fun of all of those other bitches who do it daily, thinking they look so hot. *also to see how many guys get "excited" if you know what i mean ;*

I'm wearing my mini skirt and thong on National Dress Like a Slut Day.

by heeeellyeah. December 14, 2009

All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?

A rhetorical question commenting on the number of Kennedys that have died. A "yes" is implied.

"Is the Pope Catholic?
"Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?"

by austentic November 3, 2013

National F*ck Dress Code Week

The week before Thanksgiving is National F*ck Dress Code Week at school (unless you have uniforms).

"Why are you wearing that?" "That's dress code!"

"No it's not, it's National F*ck Dress Code Week

by TheGaysAreHere November 21, 2019

National Dress like Adam Sandler day

National dress like Adam Sandler day is lays on 11th of May. Dress drippy like Adam Sandler yall<3

-Why do you wear drippy baggy clothes today?
- because it’s national Dress like Adam Sandler Day!

by munaraelainekaiafaia July 20, 2021

Dress me up and call me Sally

Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected

"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"

"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"


"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"

"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"

by JanJ September 30, 2008

It's all good as long as you stay dressed

Phrase used to describe an evening of cutting loose... but with some limits.

Holly - I am going to go out to the clubs tonight and really cut loose!

Stacey - It's all good as long as you stay dressed

Holly - Excellent Advice

by Willway November 12, 2010