Douche Dragon

A douche that spits hot fire

Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.

Douche Dragon by TWCMan April 5, 2011

douche couture 

Type of clothing that a douche would wear.

Hey check out that dude's Ed Hardy T-shirt and the pointy shoes. He's wearing the latest in douche couture!

douche couture by 6FTJ400 August 2, 2012

Douche Technique 

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too

"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny

Douche Technique by Flailage August 21, 2012

douche a twelve 

Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.

Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!

Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.

douche a twelve by Mytholces January 6, 2014

Douche-kabob 

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

Douche-kabob by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Douche pube 

When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.

Damn, man, I never realized how much of a douche pube Aaron was.

Douche pube by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

Douche-mover 

1. It is used in the show on ABC Family called Greek. It was used as a cut-down for the persons actions; that were actions a asshole or Douche-bag.
2. When some one does something that would deam them a Douche. The things they did was a douche-move and that person would be a douche-mover.

douchebag

That was a douche-move. Your a douche-mover.

Douche-mover by Jayman236 September 10, 2009