bean doobie

some killer refried beans and cheese rolled in a round flour rolling paper. spark it with some hot sauce.

"This is our last doobie man, lets go score some bean doobies from t-bell when it's spent."

by kissmygritshonky March 24, 2009

School doodie

A piece of fecal matter or doodie made in school as opposed to home or some other place, generally it is left in the toilet for other students viewing.

Hey Matt did you see that school doodie in stall 5 today he could have done his doodie at home.

Marsha did you see all the school doodie in the bathroom today, I have to go earlier in the day or hold my doodie till I get home. I know that girl must have had corn for dinner last night.

by MattRat September 8, 2011

Doobie

Nickname of a person who is absolutely amazing, has great humour and someone you will want to be friends with.

“Doobie is one of the best people i’ve met”

by Cursed Tae Doll April 9, 2019

Doof

Short for Doofus, sometimes used for silly.

Joseph is a doof, but he is a silly cute boy.

by Nicole27 February 24, 2007

Doofa

A service offered on the micro-jobbing website Doofa.co.uk
Each individual job is called a Doofa and is what a seller will "do for" either £5, £10, £20 or £50
Doofa is phonetic for "Do Fa", which is slang for "Do For".

What I will Doofa £10 is design you 5 logo's for your company

by acollins March 2, 2011

Dogfish

This is the definition of a collective group of people intertwined by having a relationship with a specific man. no one else knows they are a part of this dating polygamy act. He is a mix of a catfish and a straight up sociopath dog and hooks multiple women in his game. He lives a life of lies making these women all think they are number 1. He tags fb posts of one girl but then untags and deactivates accounts so others can't see. He will provide flowers, for some, but not all, hold doors and buy Mac computers for some but not all. He will tell you he has proposed to past girls but then they cheated. He will use his kids and multiple jobs as an excuse for why you never see him. You will never go to his place even after a year. You will never meet his mom, family, friends and kids even though he says they want to meet you. He will make up she's just a friend story to his other girls: For example telling one girl that he went to college with another girl and was in a tight group with her and 2 gay guys it wasn't true.

He will lie at all costs to keep his school of fish! Please Beware of the dogfish!

That asshole Tennessee aka Tj turned out to be a real dogfish!

by Ebizzle82 August 17, 2016

doodie

processed excrement after a long lunch of broccoli; also referred to as doop

Your doodie smells bad.

by Jezca January 20, 2003