Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
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slim dish

John Carlito: hey let's not do that shit, its slim dish

Girl: your a dick
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Dish Off

An less vulgar alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves
Jaspar: ‘i fucked your mum
you: ‘dish off you cunt’
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Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"
"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"
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Dishing Teeth

To speak the truth; to say something incisive (artistically, politically, poetically) with conviction and clarity, often utilizing disarming humor.
RE: dishing teeth:

This street performance artist is dishing more teeth than anything I heard coming from the pulpit in my ten years in progressive church.
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John has a much higher dirty-dish-tolerance, aka DDT, than Jane, so she ends up doing most of the dishes. She wonders if she is just encouraging him to do even less, but oh well, no big deal in the big picture.
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stuffin the deep dish

the term used when the girl believes that it is indeed too big to be taken in the mouth.
stuffin the deep dish
Girl, "I can't do that it's too big!"

You, " Just fold it"

Girl, "Its too big to fold!"

You, "Anything can be folded to the right size to be taken in the mouth."
by Ezrayler January 22, 2011
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