The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.
"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."
by Imudz October 6, 2016
Get the swordfish dildomug. by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016
Get the dildo slingermug. This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
Get the Egg dildomug. by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016
Get the cactus dildomug. Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
by monkey500 March 12, 2018
Get the Dildo whoremug. A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.
Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!
Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010
Get the benito dildomug.