dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)

Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm

by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016

dildo pill

erectile dysfunction medication

Dildo pill enhance penile erections.

by jayjade May 30, 2014

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017

cactus dildo

Nothing to be fucked around with if you know what I mean

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos

by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016

Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.

The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass

by The aubergine man September 15, 2020

Dildo whore

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.

Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.

by monkey500 March 12, 2018

dildo bike

A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.

When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!

by urban dicktionary1 November 15, 2017