conference depression

Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad

Dude what's up with him
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks

by norcalkid January 20, 2009

postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.

Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.

by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015

postmodem depression

The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.

(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.

by Lie_Detector_411 June 19, 2010

Postgamum Depression

Similar to postpartum depression, the empty feeling one experiences after completing a video game.

"Beating my new game really put me in a funk."
"Sounds like some serious postgamum depression to me."

by Michelle Marks December 5, 2007

wanker's depression

After having a wank, realising that the best scenes in the porno clip were further on.

"Hey dude you coming out?"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"

by RougeRay March 15, 2010

Fake depressed

A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention

Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.

Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual

by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020

Twilight Depression

Something idiots get when they realize that Edward is in fact a Fairy Princess. It is also known as STD (Severe Twilight Depression)
Symptoms:
Loss of appetite
Retardedness
Wanting to drink blood
More retardedness
Dreaming about Edward the Fairy Princess
More idiotic nature will ensue.
Please contact a Psychiatrist if you experience any of these symptoms.

Ohmahgah, I have Twilight Depression

by MindNinjie January 22, 2011