conference depression

Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad
Dude what's up with him
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks
by norcalkid January 21, 2009
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postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.
Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.
by P-scrizzle October 23, 2015
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postmodem depression

The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.
(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
by Lie_Detector_411 June 17, 2010
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depression

if ur under 16 and you think you depressed, ur probably not. go buy yourself some ice cream with the quarters under your couch cushions and stop acting all sad. i can assure you 99% of the young kids reading this are not depressed. if ur having sducidal thoughts, go see a therapist, urban dictionary is not gonna relieve your sad boi state of mind. idgaf what you say there is somebody that loves you and you need to appreciate that. so get yourself together, splash some water on ur face and make some tiktoks or somthin.
i have depression and i wanna die” -young kid that thinks he/she/idk is depressed

“what the hell, ur fine. go water ur goldfish or somthing and leave me alone”-mom
by whitechick773 April 09, 2019
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depression

a type of medical condition that can get worse when you don’t get it checked out. It is when you don’t show any emotion and just become a lifeless statue that thinks that it has no reason to live. This usually leads to suicide and/or homicide. Most girls get depression because of body shaming.
guy with depression : kill me now
girl with depression: … im already dead inside
both: can I kill you?
by bjfdnvgnbdwkdke December 04, 2017
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depression

the most fucked up place anyone can visit
depression sucks
by PVRISisheaven July 31, 2016
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Fake depressed

A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention
Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.

Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual
by Blue Top Hat Man March 10, 2020
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