David

He is an asshole
I know a David at my school and he bullies me...
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He is FUCKBOY! He may seem nice at first but once you get to know him, you will realize that he is the BIGGEST jerk in history. He does not even seem like a fuckboy at first but he is and you will soon realize that!
Sarah: Ugh... This boy is such a david......

Debbie: What do you mean?

Sarah: That he is a total fuckboy
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A kind clever man with beautiful short brown hair and the most beautiful dark brown eyes. He is bit of a flirt and any girl would be lucky to have him and he has the most beautiful singing voice. He is also very funny and strong....and....yes....yes....yes....a great kisser.
man: Damn David stole my girlfriend

woman : How did David end up with that cock sucking bitch.
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David got the fucking fatest head on this earth. His head is like a fucfucking wreckendball. His dick so small shit look like a small finger and he gets no fucking girls he like Minecraft hoes
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Ignorant, funny, crazy, video game freak, sarcastic, ugly. The type of person who would beat on girls especially his sister who is loving generous and say sarcastic things "like DUH". He stays on the computer for God knows how long. He plays video games till his eyes fall out. He inhales almost anything that can fit in his mouth even rocks. He farts almost every thirty minutes and the stench could shrivel up your entire face in seconds.
by elo7 May 14, 2011
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Perverted basterd. trys to steal your gf. there is two ways u can tell that he has a boner like all the time: he always walks funny and his pants are always bulged out wen he comes out of the bathroom. he dreams that one day he will grow a second dick and fuck two porn stars at the same time. he thinks hes all that because he is good at kick ball. he dresses like a white trash gangster and thinks it makes him look cool wen he really looks like a dick. he shoves dildos up his ass in the cubbys wen he comes into class in the morning. all i can say is that he is a stuck up whore who has dated about every decent girl on the face of the planet.
Teacher- "David, what are you doing in the cubbys?"
David- "Nothiiiing...." (Hides dildo in lunch box) "nothing at all"
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Tall fat fuckboy if you date one he most likely will still talk to other girls. Has anger issues
He's such a David
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