Crusty Toenail

A person who smells

or is very rude

''Look at timmy over there he is a very Crusty Toenail dont you agree?''

by BleedingEars August 15, 2021

Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 June 08, 2011

Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.

Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.

by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009

Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.

Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."

by McCalzone September 04, 2020

crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube

Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties

by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021

bum crusty

someone who is a bum crusty

john is a bum crusty

by sir bartholomew June 06, 2021