Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.
by Expecting84 May 19, 2019
Get the Crunchmug. Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016
Get the Crunch mastermug. by Nshane100 May 21, 2018
Get the Kentucky Crunchmug. Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.
Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.
You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024
Get the 'Poverty Crunch'mug. by Spiritus@hakkinen December 28, 2020
Get the Crunchmug. by rr525 June 24, 2022
Get the front crunchmug. Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.
by @WallyGPX January 22, 2023
Get the Crunch Mouthmug.