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Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
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Crow

Ugly bitches with annoying voices who sound like crows always in your ear
It’s live but there are so many crows here I gotta go.
by Paniniman June 23, 2019
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Crow That!

$20 for a sandwhich? Crow That!
by Crowhat233 August 13, 2022
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Crow

A statement similar to being a snitch snitch. The person that is being called a crow has reached the lowest level of respect one can reach.
"Cmon 6ix9ine, dont be a crow man go to prison".
by JohnShwambino February 23, 2020
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Jim Crow of a Different Color: trying to atone for racism of the past by adopting racist practices today.
DEI initiatives that discriminate against white people in favor of other races work just like the Jim Crow policies of the post Civil War era, are Jim Crow of a Different Color.
by Puchin March 19, 2023
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Crow

My friend’s five year old: “Oh, look! A Halloween eagle!”

Me: *to myself* wow, never again will this be bird formerly-known-as-crow will be called anything but Halloween eagle.. this child will lead our species into a golden age
by DxVxUS Assassin October 31, 2021
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Crow

A bird of the genus Corvus, typically depicted as a symbol of death, misery, or wickedness. Crows are intelligent, emotional animals said to hold lifelong grudges and never forget faces.

Though sometimes they’re less menacing and more like evil seagulls.
A flock of crows is called a murder. Sounds like a cruel joke, honestly.
by FunnyName June 20, 2021
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