Crob

An upscale crib used by babies

Dang that babies crob is better than my bed

by Jazzss June 6, 2023

crob

A good mate/friend

James is a crob

by jamesssa18582 August 8, 2023

crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.

Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."

by wangbangpro August 21, 2023

Cronbreldium

A word that implies horrified confusion

I was overcome by a sudden and overwhelming fit of cronbreldium

by D1m3b4g August 22, 2023

crosbypilled

People who love programming and micro optimizations are called crosbypilled. Definitely the coolest people on planet. Let's all program.

You can call me crosbypilled because I love to program all day long.

by Tymp September 4, 2023

Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.

“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!

by CountSwagula July 16, 2024

CroudStrike

to cause a large number of computer systems to become unresponsive by writing bad kernel level code for an operating system that allows third-party ring 0 access

Person 1: Shit, my computer bluescreened

Person 2: Maybe you got CroudStriked

by KoalaUnknown July 22, 2024