My Body My Crime

A slogan woman can wear on tshirts, bumper stickers, picket signs . This slogan refers to having to terminate pregnancies themselves with pills, back alleys, kitchens and hangars. I have to doubt the police will take them to jail to check their uteri

The entire sorority stood outside the State Capitol chanting “My Body My Crime” to make it clear abortions won’t stop just because a bunch of old white men in government decided abortions are now a crime

by Poppy Birchbark January 22, 2023

breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017

Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.

Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.

by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022

Hate Crime

Something that white gay girls joke about because they think eyeliner is going to kill someone

Emma said to me “I’m going to get hate crimed here”. Having no idea that my family has been hate crimed for being black.

by nobody-knows7 May 19, 2021

Hate Crime

that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.

I just want fucking donut, don't make me commit a Hate Crime again.

by bigwillydanielson November 15, 2022

Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"

Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Crime Locs

Hair that is grown beyond a certain acceptable height but is kept low.
Usually in the case of private schools with hair length/height restrictions for guys

"Bro, where did Garet get all that hair from"
"He rips durags to get crime locs like those, its almost like he grew it over night"

by 242Bahamian242 October 3, 2018