crack bush

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*

"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."

by LoL_What April 4, 2009

Curly Crack

The curly pubes in between one's bum crack

My curly crack needs a razor at it!

by Kizzy wizzi July 2, 2009

crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.

"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."

by Minndy April 9, 2008

Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.

Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)

by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009

Crack Whoring

1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix

Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.

by viking2121 May 8, 2009

crack gobbler

A female who only wants sex with another female. A lesbian

I think Katie is really a crack gobbler. I only see her hanging around with chicks.

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

Crack Thunder

When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.

BOOM! what the hell was that? That was Crack thunder.

by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015