by pixxiestixx June 24, 2016
Metaphorical term for parents who overprotect their children. Everything is too dangerous for them, their children aren't allowed to participate in active sports or outdoor activities at all.
Camp Manager: You may want to have a word with Mdm. Lee, she checks on her son every 2 hours and that's against camp policy.
Camp Counsellor: Oh him.He's got cotton wool parents. I've had enough of those.
Camp Manager: Short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?
Camp Counsellor: Oh him.He's got cotton wool parents. I've had enough of those.
Camp Manager: Short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?
by bbbobbb March 25, 2007
having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003
Soda with Lots of bubbles. Prefably Pepsi in a can and very cold. this works great! seriously, try it.
(the bubbles seem to make it go away)
(the bubbles seem to make it go away)
by Vincenzo December 03, 2003
Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.
Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 06, 2007
A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.
by Naystee Neight June 09, 2016
This phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.
Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.
Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.
Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'
Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.
Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.
Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'
"Dude can you pick my cotton here?" Pointing at the TV and PS3.
"Fine..."
"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."
"Fine..."
"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."
by Ogen July 20, 2009