and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement

Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009

conkushed

Adjective;
Being SO high that you feel as if you have been concussed by the weed you've been smoking.

1. Last night at timmy's was wild; I was conkushed!

2. Don't pass the blunt to me anymore. I'm conkushed.

by bi$$aniZ October 25, 2011

Confusder

The state of being so gay that you cant even speak straight.

Becca: "I don't know how to do this. Mr. Been, I'm confusder..."
Ashley: "What?"
Becca: "I meant to say.. confused er somethin."

by Ashley Hellenbrand 101 November 6, 2003

confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.

guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !

by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009

confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009