Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.

Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?

by JYoTX December 26, 2011

Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

Bottle-killer cocktail

A cocktail made with at least one ingredient that was the final shot or other amount in its bottle. A variation on a "bartender's choice" type cocktail order, one that allows the bartender some freedom while under one key creative constraint. Obviously, not a recommended order if wait staff are slammed and / you can't actually have at least a small conversation with your bartender.

I had to explain to the waitress Tracey that a bottle-killer cocktail is any cocktail that kills (finishes off) at least one bottle in its creation.

by Kalingkaa June 20, 2022

indian cocktail

When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.

Last night I had an indian cocktail, and I had to take a shower

by _mr boy_ April 5, 2020

Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)

Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."

by c0mradekast February 4, 2019

Cocktail

Noun. the combination of urine a feces mixed in a cup or whatever container is available. The cocktail is thrown onto guards and prison administrators after upset prisoners have decided to do so. Cocktails are understood to bring the goon squad to the cells.

I'm in the shoe, everyday it gets worse and worse, and all of a sudden word goes out to make a cocktail.

by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020