Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022

Closed up

metaphor for smoking Bud!

John have you closed up that blount yet?

by Lighter21 August 1, 2007

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)

I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done

by Flairy May 9, 2018

Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with a staggeringly high crime rate. A tight knit community of troubled individuals, who bring the reputation of Weston down to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
The worst thing you can ever say to somebody. It not only offends their personhood but everything they stand for.

by frozen tan May 6, 2021

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019