a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
Get the Behind closed doorsmug. Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.
by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023
Get the quiet closedmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Doormug. 
A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
Get the Close only counts in grenadesmug. A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.
by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012
Get the Close Sittermug. A Furry Version of Non Fungible Tokens so called Furry NFTS and a dead Extinct Idea Concept nowadays that Creators try to Gatekeep a Species that cannot be Copyrighted/Trademarked or enforced by Intellectual Property Laws whatsoever under any Circumstances and they try to make that happen but waste their time doing so. And they're sad because they can't learn to play Monopoly and go to College or Learn a Career Trade at a Vocational Trade School to make more money instead of Excluding a species and doing illegal activities like Blacklisting and Doxxing and also Harassing people by sending Death Threats and White Knights after them when they're LEGALLY allowed to draw and make whatever they want. And Furries are Praising for Unofficial Fursonas as they're better and Free instead of paying a greedy artist thousands of dollars for a drawing that can be drawn by yourself because they lack Knowledge and Education and are jealous that other people are more Creative than they are and nobody cares about Lore or the made up Rules of the Species as they're not Associated with their Official Groups, Pages, Clubs, and so on.
Average Furry: Check out my new Sona it's so cool and Fluffy!
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers and wanna Scam people with petty digital images.
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers and wanna Scam people with petty digital images.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
Get the Closed Speciesmug.