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Alarm Clock Dyslexia

Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)

This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."
by 132299 April 16, 2009
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Clue Clucks Clan

A super-secretive fanatical group dedicated to deciphering the subtle meanings of hen-talk.
The Clue Clucks Clan has been known to ceremoniously incinerate the -carcasses of deceased-merely-due-to-old-age hens, but they never sacrifices a live chicken, since they honestly believe that they need each and every one of their domesticated pheasants to listen to and supposedly obtain valuable insights/knowledge from.
by QuacksO May 29, 2018
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slice of clock pie

Hey, I need to talk to you about something. Let me know when you have a slice of clock pie.
by mamamm May 30, 2010
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skin-o-clock

statement said after a person asks for the time from a watchless person
Man1: Do you have the time?
Man 2: (Looks at watchless wrist) Its skin-o-clock.
by sweetnycandy July 21, 2011
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Sesh o'clock

The time at which drinking begins before going on a night out. The time can be any preferred, but normally either 7pm or 10pm
Kenny: Lads according to my watch its quarter to sesh o'clock
Tom: So it is lets get to the shop for supplies, then get on it!
by maclean22 September 23, 2011
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wank o' clock

The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day
gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock
by little b November 8, 2012
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real o'clock

The time at which things become imminently intense.
"She went off the birth control without telling him, it's about to get real o'clock"
by SirUrcela April 21, 2014
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