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chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.
by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023
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Chronic Vartanosis

A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.
I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis
by Social Burdens November 8, 2018
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Chronic Targeter

A person or bot who continuously targets another player or bot in-game.
John: "Daniel, this guy is such a chronic targeter!"

Daniel: "What do you mean?"

John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Undead Chronic XIV

A notorious grifter selling a misogynistic fantasy universe under a fraudulent claim of being a biologist; If challenged, his first response is to turn to his followers, The Shitribe, then if that is ineffective will turn unironically to a woman to fight his battles for him
"Undead Chronic XIV told me all I need to do to get a woman was to slap her around the right way.'"
"And how did that work out for you?"
by Mandatory Carry May 5, 2024
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Chronic

'Our relationship is chronic'
Someone was explaining something complicated and mixed up 'Damn thats chronic'
by Ross Ross July 25, 2017
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chronic obstructive pulmonary disease

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a type of obstructive lung disease characterized by long-term poor airflow. The main symptoms include shortness of breath and cough with sputum production. COPD typically worsens over time.1 Eventually walking up stairs or carrying things will be difficult.2 Chronic bronchitis and emphysema are older terms used for different types of COPD.23 The term "chronic bronchitis" is still used to define a productive cough that is present for at least three months each year for two years.4
Tobacco smoking is the most common cause of COPD, with a number of other factors such as air pollution and genetics playing a smaller role.5 In the developing world, one of the common sources of air pollution is poorly vented heating and cooking fires.2 Long-term exposure to these irritants causes an inflammatory response in the lungs resulting in narrowing of the small airways and breakdown of lung tissue.6 The diagnosis is based on poor airflow as measured by lung function tests.7 In contrast to asthma, the airflow reduction does not improve much with the use of a bronchodilator.2
Most cases of COPD can be prevented by reducing exposure to risk factors.8 This includes decreasing rates of smoking and improving indoor and outdoor air quality. While treatment can slow worsening, there is no cure.2 COPD treatments include stopping smoking, vaccinations, respiratory rehabilitation, and often inhaled bronchodilators and steroids.
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is basically lung cancer i mean common that is obvious
like
by chronic obstructive pulmonary November 30, 2016
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A Chronically Online Whore

A "Chronically Online Whore" Is Someone Who Is "Chronically Online"
They Have The Opportunity To Be Normal And Go Outside. But They Don't
You Are A Chronically Online Whore. Stop Asking For Trigger Warnings For Everything. You Bitch.
by juicyk4tt September 10, 2022
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