Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Droopy Coochie

1) Your vagina is really saggy.
2) When a vag always drips a nasty smelly discharge.

2) "She done fucked so many guys, she caught some nasty ass STD."

"Yea and she also got a droopy coochie too."

by that otha one December 31, 2011

hoochie coochie mouth

When you feel like you’re about to throw up and your mouth starts salivating.

*takes shot*

Friend: “Bro, are you okay?”

Me: “Hell nah man, that shot of Jack gave me hoochie coochie mouth”

by SwoleBros October 16, 2020

Caca Coochie

when you wipe back to front & drag your caca through your pussy lips, resulting in the dreaded caca coochie.

I could smell Mali’s caca coochie from across the room.

by DidloDan69 February 9, 2022

Crumb of Coochie

A crumb of coochie is when you do not have full sexual intercourse with a girl. But you get kissing, making out, grinding, fingering, etc. but no penetration and ejaculation
Thus only a crumb of coochie

Dude 1: We didn’t have full sex last night sadly.
Dude 2: So you only got a crumb of coochie?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so.

by Coochiecrumb September 28, 2020

coochie pop

The act of trying to blow a bubble with your coochie.

I gave her some bubble gum and she stuck it down her pants..I think she was trying to pull off a coochie pop.

Her nickname should be bubbles, because she is ALWAYS trying to coochie pop.

by coochiequ33n August 27, 2010