serial caring

When you care so much, you have to kill someone.

"Oh, I'm not a murderer, I'm serial caring!"

by jetemelie November 12, 2014

nicolas caging

The act of using one's Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscar to penetrate a Korean Forest Whitaker look-alike.

We were totes Nicolas Caging

by assrag February 28, 2015

nick caging

Making something so bad, everyone evacuates around you.

I'm nick caging the movie theater tomorrow night

by nickcaging May 19, 2016

Meat casing

That thing that goes on your dick to prevent STDs or worse, child support payments.

You did remember a meat casingwhen you porked that girl right?

by SummerDawn232 June 25, 2016

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester February 28, 2017

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017