irish carnival

The brain of the dumbest, most incompetent individual you know. Such a stupid mind that nothing they say makes sense or nothing they do is cool or exciting.

"Man, my idiot friend Jake's mind is such an Irish Carnival. He literally can't read, write ,or spell."

by voneman May 2, 2017

Carnivak-Cov

Sputnik V for animals, which unprovenly generates antibodies in dogs, cats, foxes, and mink, by protecting them from Covid-19 for at least half a year, and prevents viral mutations from developing.

Just as Sputnik V was the world’s first registered half-baked Covid-19 vaccine for humans, Carnivak-Cov is the world’s first registered half-trialed Covid-19 vaccine for animals—a double first for Russia, as it pursues its vaccine diplomacy in the developing world.

by Covido May 26, 2021

carniomnivorephobia

1. the dislike, prejudice, or irrational fear of people who eat meat, namely carnivores and omnivores; carniomnivorephobic people tend to be vegans claiming they fight for animal rights, however, they often spread lies and deceit that other members of the vegan society don't appreciate

"Did you see that video Karen uploaded yesterday?"
"Yeah I did, she was definitely portraying carniomnivorephobia behavior by saying plants don't feel pain."

by Anti-Karen Omnivore January 2, 2021

cardiovernacular

The language of love spoken from the heart.

Jason acts macho when he's with his guy friends, but when he's with a girl his personality changes and he speaks in cardiovernacular.

by TheMadLinguist April 11, 2009

carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.

Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie

by the wankstain February 5, 2010

Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome

Noun; A medical condition that causes the heart to beat at a very progressive speed and the blood pressure gradually increases during the course of a Laker game. In most occasions, nearing the end of the game.

Shit, the Lakers are down by 1 and there's .04 seconds left. I can feel my Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome, it's on full action right now.

by LAKERSFTW. March 7, 2010

cardioepathy

A connection of the heart. Similar to telepathy, where two minds are connected, but much more powerful. In cardioepathy, one can feel the emotions and strains of the heart.

Jim: I'm having a great day.

Bob: You didn't need to tell me, I already sensed it through cardioepathy.

by cardiologistbill April 1, 2010