Gesticular Cancer

painful condition of the arms, caused by waving them about too much when you talk

"hey man, stop moving your hands so much when you talk, you'll get gesticular cancer!"

by Robbie Shepherd June 15, 2007

Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.

Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.

by rudiruu August 8, 2009

canterbury

1. the most retarded college prepertory school in the universe.

2. they put gates around the school because they have so much extra money

3. The teachers will kill you if you dont listen to them.

mr. phimister watched as the kid walked helplessly down the hall then he pounced.. and grabbed the kid and taunted him until he cried cuz we all know mr phimister grades 2 hard

by ...hmmm... December 5, 2003

Cancer

An illness that is similar to AIDS: far too profitable to cure.

Dr. Jack: My colleagues and I pretend that we do not know how to cure cancer so we can keep our million dollar homes, fancy boats, and BMW's.

by meg323 July 19, 2010

cancer

n. slang term for cigarrette. short for cancer stick

"ayo gimme a cancer man"

by jim June 24, 2003

Canker Snatch

Disease ridden and/or very dirty female genitalia.

I was going down on Longinus and discovered that she has the canker snatch as evidenced by the new sores in my mouth.

by M_Fer February 9, 2009

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

by Ess and Em July 6, 2010