Callum

Callum is fat because he plays fortnite

Callum is fat

by Yeet yeet and Yeet November 12, 2020

Callum Waddington

The sole reason Dr Pepper is still sold.

"Oi you seen Callum Waddington, bruv he has like 100 Dr Pepper cans a day lol."

by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020

Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

by Domestic violence November 4, 2020

Callum Crolla

If your ever so lucky to find this man never let him go, he is the most loving, loyal, handsome and kindest guy you will ever meet. Callum Crolla defines handsomeness and glory.

Callum Crolla is fit

by Callum 2001 January 31, 2021

Callum

Callum's have a massive penis and are the smartest people ever

Callum you so smart

by Luke mattww February 3, 2021

Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell

Boys I’m chilling in Callum’s bedroom

by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021

Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021