flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."
Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.
by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018
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Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.
🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."
by Kirby420 March 16, 2021
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credit cardio

Giving your credit card a workout, by shopping for a lot of clothes or shoes
Some serious credit cardio was had at our Westfield Sydney shopping night

Australian Grazia magazine, April 18 2011
by kate6922 February 15, 2012
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Credit Carder

Putting body wash in your hand and using your hand to clean the inside of your ass cheeks.
Not using a wash cloth or loofa to clean the inside of your ass cheeks like a fucking monster = Credit Carder
by Dectonic June 04, 2021
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credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own
John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher
by Hellyp August 24, 2015
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Credit Sponsor

Someone who sends good players UMG/GB Credits so they play tournaments with them. They basically pay for your tournament entries.
by DavidH15 August 14, 2015
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after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom
Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.
by poopoomanthatsme April 17, 2021
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