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Concernation

When somebody or a group of people react with concern towards something. This could be shown by somebody physically registering concern by using their body language like facial expressions, by a person or group of people talking about how concerned they are about something or by somebody or a group of people acting concerned towards something.
The father's face registered concernation when his son told him he was being bullied at school.
The volunteer group showed great concernation for the refugee group.
by Joshthealmi9hty August 18, 2021
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Coochie Conservationist

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage
Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀
by Pseudonym enthusiast December 9, 2020
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vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.
by footrageous November 30, 2021
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Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages
Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook
by Ignoramous July 10, 2011
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conversational drift

The path of a conversation that takes an abrupt turn from the beginning of a thread to the end of a thread.

conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
Amanda: If you want to be well liked post something about getting things shoved up your ass.

...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,

Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"

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by Fano Boss February 4, 2012
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two-point conversion

After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.
"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"

"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
by quarterback August 5, 2006
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two-point conversion

While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.
Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.
by c. nubbins January 27, 2011
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