by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 18, 2019
A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.
Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.
Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.
Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.
by Splurnt astronaut February 02, 2020
Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.
by Princess Mary Magdalene November 30, 2018
by Was there anything else? August 23, 2016
To make a slut cocktail you need 5 men 2 girls, lube, martini glass, a syringe, and a bowl, the 5 men take turns on girl 1s lubed asshole until all 5 cum inside her then the girl2 gets extreme throatfucked until she has collected saliva and cum in the bowl after girl1 pushes cum and ass juice in the bowl than they both squirt and pee in the bowl the solution is then injected into girl 2s ass an then squirted into a martini glass both girls will be naughty bitches and drink this.
by slutty cocktail queen September 18, 2022
For a slut cocktail you will need
- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)
Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw
- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)
Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw
by Whore in Sherpa clothing July 25, 2012