West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 31, 2020

Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.

Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.

by Impure zero October 01, 2017

claw hydrating

Stealing alcohol to get drunk

Will be hanged for Claw Hydrating

by PhillupMcCrouch January 17, 2023

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019

Werewolf Claw

The act of clawing the woman's titties and squeezing.

My girlfriend was tired of my old shit so i used the Werewolf Claw on her and she was very supried.

by Cat_Ballz July 28, 2014

Crack Claw

An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.

“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”

by greasehawg September 04, 2019

Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 07, 2011