nickelodeon slime cannon

Masturbating to Nickelodeon girls, preferably not preteens.

Person 1: I got slimed at the Nickelodeon kid's awards!
person 2: Well I slimed kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's awards! I did a Nickelodeon Slime Cannon to Sam and Cat.
Person 1: Bitch your on that nonce shit.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Uh Oh Stinky Cannon

when you become a Human Shit Cannon but the shit is an Uh oh Stinky so you end up bombing your entire neighborhood on impact

No one would be alive to tell anyone they became an uh oh stinky cannon, because they would die the second the impact happened

by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.

I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

by Chris James Meeks January 23, 2009

fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.

Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!

by The Spike February 26, 2007

Hand cannon

A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.

The first firearm ever made in the world

by scannerfish January 1, 2005

Bronze Cannon

when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.

"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."

by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005