Buy The Porsche

The thing you want in life but everyone tells you you shouldn’t get because of their own limiting beliefs

GO AND BUY THE PORSCHE

by ZYN ZYNNER May 4, 2024

National buy him a ps5 day

She asks for flowers but doesn’t listen when I ask for a damn ps5

March 20th

“National buy her flowers day” is march 21st but she never celebrated national buy him a ps5 day

by Rojasss March 20, 2023

buy-polar

A "two-extremes mood-swings" mental/emotional condition caused by either:
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.

Maybe if you freeze a number of 2-liter bottles of seltzer-water and then offer said frothy ice to some of our fur-hood-wearing "Asians from up North", they might indeed be interested in procuring large quantities of said "fun pops" product from you, and then your buy-polar tendencies might be alleviated somewhat.

by QuacksO December 30, 2019

taylor bui

a dumb gay bottom

Daniel: “Hey have you met Taylor Bui?”
k: “Yes, I have! She gives me dumb bottom energy.”

by femboypegger420 November 6, 2020

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.

Hey bro, im buying criminality

by XDDD@#$@(#& September 25, 2021

buy borrow die

the buy borrow die is a financial strategy that takes the concept of buying a real estate or stocks or any asset, borrowing money (if you don't pay back, tell them they can have one of your assets. then you die and pss it too your future grandchildren

me: hi i'd like a loan of $1,000,000
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)

by Vistaballs_0 July 17, 2024