Dumpster Butt

Physical condition characterized by the presence of slippery shit residue in taint and anus region a the result of either: 1) failure to completely remove all shit during post-dump ass wiping or, 2) failure to completely expell all shit from body during dump, leading to the 'slow-leak' factor involving the slow excretion of shit matter through butt cheeks while walking or standing. While this phenomenon is often confused with 'swamp ass', a quick examination of one's underwear reveals a more prominent ratio of shit vs. sweat during the presence of dumpster butt.

During my lunchbreak at work today I carefully and quietly crammed a wad of toilet paper in my ass to quelch the dumpster butt i'd developed from my morning quick-shit.

by Douglas Zimbah December 9, 2008

butt wild

What happens after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

"Man, last night was crazy, but I don't know know if it was worth going butt wild this morning"

"Yeah man the bathroom smells like shit, thanks bro you better be cleaning that up"

by machinegunkels December 4, 2013

Butt Slobber

The act of secreting diarrhea from the anus while wearing a form of clothing on your hiney.

Dude im sick, I totally have butt slobber.

by Booty Poop January 24, 2009

Butt Feathers

Pubic hair in and around your ass hole

My ass hole feels so weird I got shave my butt feathers

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Movers butt

Having a job where you walk all day and your ass crack sweats causing skid marks in your underpants. Simular to swamp ass only this was caused by hard work.

Walking a ton of miles on a hot, summer day and the sweat from your body mixed with residue from the rectum causing that aweful fealing know as movers butt.

by M/ Bruce aka Sarge March 13, 2009

spain in the butt

n. Accumulation of angst caused in non-Spanish soccer fans by Spain's dominance of recent international tournaments.

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What did you think of the match in Kiev? Excellent footie or what!

Bah Humbug! More spain in the butt than I can stomach! Where's the panache? Tight waisted castenet banging bull killers!

by gnostic1 July 4, 2012

Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010