Bathroom

Seriously guys just go to the bathroom. If Todd guve you any shit just ask him who wrote the Joker and than just watch him stand there with a blank expression on his face and then turn around and go to the bathroom. His literally can't fire all of you. So just go.

Hym "Seriously Todd they can go to the bathroom if they have to use the bathroom."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

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The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.

Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.

by GuruStyle June 22, 2010

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Archers bathroom

Verb.

The act of having sex in a public restroom.

I took Nikki out to eat and then we went out to eat and we archers bathroom'd, if you know what i mean!

by Aaaaddddaaaaamartin December 03, 2016

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Bathroom bitch

Someone you can fuck any and everywhere you want.
Someone who wants you to fuck them any and everywhere you want.

"Alex is my bathroom bitch"

by Sodocan October 08, 2023

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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 15, 2023

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