Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.

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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Inconsiderate Bastards

One might think that this definition would describe multiple individuals acting in a selfish manner where they disregarded the concerns of those around, but if you took note of the capitalization on "Bastards," then you would clearly know I was talking about the great alternative jam band with famous hits entitled Razor, and Stranded.

Whoa, the Inconsiderate Bastards are a great band! I wasn't expecting to see such a good show! I'm going home right now to download their new EP!

by Berry McCockiner June 4, 2014

bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit

“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”

by Weckfe November 8, 2019

Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing

Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!

by h.legge October 5, 2011

Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.

MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

Trifling Bastard

Same as Trifling Bitch except is male gender.

You mean to tell me, he stole all the belongings in your parents house and the cash and now wants to have a share of the inheritance. What a Trifling Bastard!

by testementary January 17, 2016

Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017