Evening Bark

The opposite of morning wood

Ayo that GOT episode that aired yesterday had me up all night with evening bark my dude 😩😩

by Lil peaches September 19, 2022

barked an email

sending a quick email with no information in the body text. Often just Subject or Attachment

Karen is a cold person. The last time she broke up with someone, she barked an email to him.

by Karoke Opera February 5, 2010

All Bark No Bite

When L threaten’s K for simply anything and proceeds to do nothing or the bare minimum to ‘get back’ at him.

L: “ I want all of you to remember that krische is in his warm ass bed sleeping right now. And he will pay.”

K: “This grub looking ass always threatening to get back at me but is all bark no bite.”

by Krische-Kringle January 24, 2022

Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.

Keep Bark dog

by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022

Pre-bark

A pre-bark is the low volume “oof” that a dog generates before committing to a full bark. The pre-bark involves forcing air past the floppy dog cheek in quick intervals .
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.

Also known as a “cheek bark”

“Why is your dog staring out the window and making an ‘oof’ sound?”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”

by Dr. J-Bone October 13, 2025

Barked

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

*sends video of obama*
Person 1: DUDE WTF YOU BARKED ME NOT FUNNY!!!
Person 2: no very funny

by HelloHimemememem May 12, 2021

Daytona Barking Spider

A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse

They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened

Bro I was sleeping in the bushes on the streets and got bit by a Daytona Barking Spider

by Rebeccm November 21, 2022