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Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
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Bacon' wake

pronounced bake N' wake.

similar to wake N' bake.

but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.
by phor twunny August 14, 2009
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Bacon Haze

The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.
Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
by Biff2011 February 20, 2011
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Bacon Snake

A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.
I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.
by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021
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Bacon Smile

After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
John: I heard you got post-sex head last night, right on!
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.
by Goodlum December 6, 2010
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Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption
Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some
by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017
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Bacon Chaser

Adjective Braw

A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,

Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers

The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.

At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
e.g. Wha'ssssss Crackin' Muh'lickinnnnn Bacon Chaser
by Craig Ritchie May 6, 2008
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