Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 2, 2021

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

Bou Beater

A man who frequently beats his wife and is generally bald.

The shameless bou beater was arrested last night

by meyourdad February 6, 2021

Snake Beater

Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.

“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”

by Icommidtie8756 November 27, 2023

HooooBJgAN BEATEr

A member from a GROUP OR BAND OF individuals that BEAT UP OTHER warLUMs in THE STREETS and KNOWN for hanging out. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE hooooBJGAn Beater's.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by LONNIE BJ October 11, 2020

Beater

A beta tester cheater, reference to Sword Art Online.

Players to Kirito: You're a beta cheater! No, you're a beater!

by ThatzMatt February 19, 2017