barking disorder

barking disorder is when you cant stop barking uncontrollably.

"oh my god she has barking disorder!"
"poor girl"

by rubyrose1245 October 2, 2020

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

Bark

The act of subduing all faith into a single women and showing dominance over all through single act of vocal vibration.

:Okay..... I know this sounds crazy, but I've mastered the bark technique and now I pull.... FR NO CAP Keep it a hundred stay loyal chief.

by FrogJosh September 17, 2021

Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp

(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.

by SlyFox August 1, 2014

Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022

Mart Bark

a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.

wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)

by the best mc, 123 abc October 19, 2010

Barks

Slang for "lighter"

"Yo fam pass the barks"

"Hold up, I can't find my barks"

by Trzn October 25, 2018