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Russian Bake Sale

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.
Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts
by Bakky October 12, 2012
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Shit Bakehouse

Construction term for rancid, shit filled portable toilet on a hot construction job site. Also referred to as a Turd Cooker.
Stan was hungover from weekend partying. He had no choice but to pop a squat and drop a greasy shit on Monday in the job site's Shit Bakehouse.
by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015
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Katsuki Bakugo

Is a male character in the popular manga/anime My Hero Academia
He is very angry and loud, his quirk (superpower) is explosion
Ugh, I wish I could date someone hot and blonde like Katsuki Bakugo
by Junie_sussybaka May 23, 2021
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shake'n'bake tan

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.
*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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baka

The japanese word for idiot. Or fool.

You can also replace this word with Cirno or ⑨.
You baka!
You're such a Cirno!
You're a total
by MistyKitsune-sachan July 16, 2011
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bakla

Guys named Jon Jon are baklas.
by Slothmania August 6, 2003
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Monique Baker

A name for a very beautiful young lady, she has the most amazing smile you will ever see, she doubts herself but she is truly perfect in every way, she is loved by many but also doesn't let her haters phase her, she could get any guy she wanted with ease, she has the perfect body and the cutest smile and laugh. Some see her as out there and weird but others see her as that but also very attractive and a great personality. Any guy lucky enough to get her needs to keep her close and never let her go because she is a one of a kind. Most amazing person you will ever meet!
by M.J.T January 9, 2012
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